how do you giggle in french
honhonhon oui oui baguette
what a girl wants…according to tumblr
my brain during school
Jane Espenson (from interview with Advocate.com)\
I dunno how many which ways this needs to be said
DOnt shop at urban outfitters
they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at
they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute
they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad
they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it
they literally sold this shirt
PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS
Anddddddd they give lots of money to anti lgbtqaa organizations.
Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.
Also, next time you hear someone (usually a man, I’ve found) say that women have protruding breasts because our ancestors needed to attract men by looking like they had asses on their chests (because everyone knows guys don’t like to have sex AND see our ugly faces at the same time), do three things:
1) Say “Oh. Em. Gee. This whole time I thought it was because postcranial human infants have flat faces, as opposed to their prognathic primate relatives, and need more than a nipple to latch onto. But your logic that my boobs look like something shit comes out of is so sound, I’d better go get some Charmin for them. And a thong. No one wants to see VBPL*, right ladies?!”
2) Maybe beg the person never to suggest that to anyone again because it will only embarrass him.
3) Give the person a sad, pitying smile as you depart. Wish him luck in his search for a human being who is only made up of sphincters. Suggest that he look into that Frankenstein shit for inspiration.
*VBPL: Visible Boob Panty Lines, natch.
Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)
Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies. I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.