joliejoly:

despicable-me:

Bob the Maid

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I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED.  I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.

everyholmesneedshiswatson:

lizaxchan:

everyholmesneedshiswatson:

thERES A SALE ON SCARFS 

Another A+ for GIF usage to everyholmesneedshiswatson

they are fuckign sold out and im in jail bc i broke the door  

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

thunderstorm-kick-drum:

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

get out

florida-country-girl:

its-me-motherfuckers:

flubagirl394:

youhavemysoul:

Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

jesus god can I please get more of these

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.

Men of Tumblr…

dead

The men of tumblr win

i could dig it. 

Seem’s legit tbf

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.

At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

^winning

THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Why are these guys doing this?

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?

I will never not reblog this

favuorite post on tumblr omfg

Omg this is baack yaay :)

The men of Tumblr are my favorite people.

I’m crying

shout out ‘t the men of Tumblr, YER AWESOME

sad-queer:

things “body positivity” movements should address besides weight/fat:

• (dis)ability
• features associated with non-whiteness
• hair type
• lots of body hair / no body hair / little body hair / hair in all places / losing hair
• acne
• skin conditions
• scars
• stretch marks
• skin…

aaaaaaaaagggg:

leonmcgann:

i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

shirtless chris pine

I sent him a message saying: “So, here’s the thing, I fancy you. And you probably already knew, God knows everyone else knew. And just to be clear, I’m not asking for anything but I just needed to get this out even if the feeling isn’t mutual”

And after waiting a good 40 minutes I finally got a reply:

That’s basically what I expected to get.