mamamantis: so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
loveforeversmilealways: arlene13: why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender i am legit in tears over this joke
lepreas: lepreas: one size is too tight but the next size up is too loose belts are ugly and make me look like a strangled jellyfish
grymshaw: i recognize and fully admit that i’m addicted to the internet but considering i could be addicted to drugs or alcohol or sex i think i did pretty good ok
alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
thelittleturtleduck: doctoroket: kakarikovillage: the snack that smiles back children what is wrong with this website
just-klaine-love: yeeitsanna: who wants to help me with my uni homework I have no idea what “uni homework” is, but it can’t be any of the things I imagined,
meladoodle: we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
coagulates: I just wanna kiss you for a few hours
Me: wow i like this album
Me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
To stay in recovery, you must be responsible for finding your own motivation....– Jenni Schaefer (via kelsi-recovers)
harrypotterfliesthetardis: 0nlyoncamera: adriftinthetardis11: m0rphlne: h0llo: School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick harder than a pornstars dick i am swimming in the amount of tears Are all school chairs blue? I haven’t seen any that aren’t My school chairs are red ...
beyonces: send me unpopular opinions and i can only reply with “agree” or “disagree”
Oh my God, unpacking has been taking me days. And I’m going to have to pack up and move again in 3 months.
gloobear: so at first i was like d’aww Louis comforting a crying little girl but then L I A M he looks like he’s about to shit himself at the sight of a sobbing child lol bless his soul Here’s what I got from this photo.. Louis: *Awkwardly pats head* There there… Harry: Ew DOn’t touch it! Liam: *ANGER* eugh Zayn: the fuck is this shit?
John Green: I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.
John Green: Chicken nuggets is like my family.
floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in* *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
thewalterbeforethisone: in the Shameless fandom we don’t say “I love you” we say “the fuck are you lookin’ at?” which translates to “I get that look in my eyes when I’m with you” and I think that’s fucking awesome
zaptap: “rose” who rose rose titanic?????? rose doctor who?????? rose homestuck?????? rose american dragon?????? no rose flower everyone forget rose flower rose flower cry